Alley Cat Goes to Heaven
So.... there was this Alley Cat that was on its way up to heaven, and it was met by an angel. The angel asked the Alley Cat, "You can have one thing to take to heaven with you. What one thing would you like to have to take with you?" "Hmmm," thought the Alley Cat. "I have always wanted a nice fluffy pillow to lay on," said the Alley Cat. "Granted!" said the angel. The angel gave the Alley Cat a big, fluffy pillow and sent the Alley Cat on up to heaven.
Next, the angel met three little mice that were on their way to heaven. The angel asked the three little mice. what would you like to have to take with you all to heaven. The three little mice quickly agreed, "We'd all like to have roller skates!" "Roller skates!" exclaimed the angel, "Ok, granted." So the angel sent the little mice on up to heaven with their roller skates.
After a while, the angel went up to heaven to check on the Alley Cat. "Hello, Alley Cat," says the angel as he greets the Alley Cat, "How do you like heaven?" "OH!" exclaims the Alley Cat, "I really like my big, fluffy pillow. But most of all, I love the Meals On Wheels!"